Home Advent Calendar 2017 Day 21: The Rock and Goal Years Christmas Special

A slight cheat here as this isn't a programme from "our" era - 2005, in fact - but a compilation of festive football footage put together by Granada, from games in the snow to players in full panto outfits on Kick Off and sounding as enthusiastic as you'd think about it, with festive songs slipped in along the way including a choir of footballers and the odd diversion. Colin Crompton, for one. And if you're like us you know what you want to see in full - the unreleased and slightly disturbing Christmas version of Mari Wilson's Just What I Always Wanted from Pop Goes Christmas.